10. He Originally was a female
9. He dates men
8. He puts personal ads in the paper
7. He is the only caucasian I know with hair like Don King
6. He buys vasoline by the case
5. He woke up naked with an ugly chick by his side
4. His ex-girlfriend dumped him for another girl
3. He's fun to laugh at
2. He shaves his legs
1. His roomate caught him whacking off
All of these are true write him and ask.
(At Chris's request I took his last name and Email address off of this page.)
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